Barenaked ladies-If I had a million dollars Tabbed By dave Wachala I couldn't find ANY good versions of this song! And what is with people and these copas on the second fret? Wrong! No copa! Intro: A E D A E D ------------------- -2h3p2------------- ------2h4p2------2- -----------2h4p2--- ------------------- ------------------- A E D A E Dstop A E D If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E D I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) A E D If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E D I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) A E D If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) A E D I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile) A E D E If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love D E A Fm D If I had a million dollars, We'd build a tree fort in our yard E A Fm D If I had a million dollars, You could help it wouldn't be that hard E A Fm D(let ring) E(let ring) If I had a million dollars, We could put like a little refrigerator in there If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat craft dinner (but we would. We'd just eat more) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love D E A Fm D If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars E A Fm D If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars E A Fm D E(stop) If I had a mil______________lion dollars, I'd be rich Ending ---------------------------------0-- -------2--------2h3p2-0----------2-- -----2------------------2------2---- ---2--------0h2--------------2------ -0-------4h5---------------0-------- ------------------------------------